Bab5 Filk Collection: Mr. Bad Minbari

Mr. Bad Minbari

I started as an acolyte serving the Satai
Kept myself immaculate and even wore a tie.
I found myself in love with her and knew not what to say
I studied hard and tried to find my solace in "The Way."

I pal'd with Garibaldi and worked on his old bike
He said I was a good guy and would I call him "Mike."
I went to meet old Londo, who cheated in a game
I lied about it later, just to save his name.

I went to meet Vir Cotto, another attache'
Commiserated with him on nearly every day.
While never well acquainted with what it means to sin
I got into a fight just to see if I could win.

Chorus:
I'm Mr. Bad Minbari, I'm evil through and through
I want Delenn for my own and I don't care who I screw.
I'm Mr. Bad Minbari, don't you mess with me
I'll push you out an airlock and I'll laugh until you freeze.

I signed up for the Rangers although I knew full well
I'd not serve Captain Sheridan in heaven or in hell.
I wanted to impress her, my dear Satai Delenn,
And know too well Minbari women worship macho men.

I spied on the Centauri so I'd learn about their plan,
Told Delenn about it so she'd think I was a man.
Tried to off her husband, but I finally lost my nerve
Ran away to outer space and now who will I serve?